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Joke of the Day

"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"

"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."

"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"

"My friends and I are working on this mixed drink idea It's pretty simple just 2 parts water and 1 part ketamine. We call it the Cosbypolitan."

"My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies Snowballs was a great cat"

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""

"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."

"My new favorite joke. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names"

"32 is taking me to dinner, 29 is taking me to a concert, & 26 is taking me straight to bed. I don't have kids, did I do that right?"