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Joke of the Day

"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."

"What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."

"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"

"ITS A BOY"" I shouted ""A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!"

"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"

"I went to the Zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu"

"I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits."

"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"