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Joke of the Day
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
Next Joke
"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"What a precious thing it is to bond with someone by talking shit about somebody else."
"I like to measure my workouts in terms of a reward system. For instance: I just ran 2.5 pizzas."
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."
"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."
"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."
"9/11 was an inside job! 10 did it"