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Joke of the Day
"Why did Pavlov have extra soft hair? Classical conditioning"
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"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."
"So a redditor walked into a bar... Just kidding, they just sit on reddit and read these lame jokes."
"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"
"God: done? Noah: yea G: whats this Noah proudly: a swing set G: u built a park. I asked for an ark N: a what? G: a boat N: say boat then"
"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"
"So, this dugong was all up in my face today askin what kinda shirt I was wearin. I said, ""Manatee."""
"What does a Jewish man, an Asian man, and a black man have in common? They all like cantaloupe."
"Her: Sir, you account has been hacked. Me: Twitter? Her: No. Your Bank acc. Me: Ooooh Thank God."