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Joke of the Day
"You better hope you marry rich."
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"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."
"Did you hear about the french TV show Did you hear about the french TV chat show that only airs on a thursday? Richard and Jeudi"
"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."
"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."
"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."