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Joke of the Day

"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long."

"The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S"

"*struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* ""HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"""

"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined? Because they are parasites"

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""pneumonia"". ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints."

"Mexico is now the world's fattest nation, is plagued by gun violence, and has a big problem with illegal immigrants crossing their southern border... I guess they became Americans after all."

"If Subway had put an extra piece of cheese on every sandwich without telling the customer, I wonder how many of those kids would've been able to outrun Jared."

"A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis."