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Joke of the Day
"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
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"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."
"Me: I'm feeling frisky yet stabby. Do you want to come over? Him:... Me: Good answer"
"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"
"I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I'm asleep."
"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""
"""You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you're at the gym when really you're out shopping"" is the title of my autobiography."
"Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee"
"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."