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Joke of the Day

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"How do you call the current situation in Syria? Very syrias"

"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."

"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."

"You don't have to seduce me with restraining orders and joyrides on the hood of your car, you had me at. ""No, I was waving at my friend."""

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"

"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."