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Joke of the Day
"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."
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"Autocorrect just changed ""Selfies"" to ""Selfless"" so I just took a picture without me in it."
"I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though."
"ME: time for sleep BRAIN: what if potatoes could talk ME: ugh BRAIN: and make friends with one another ME: please stop BRAIN: best spuds"
"She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot."
"Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox? He spends all of his time on the dashboard."
"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
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"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"