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Joke of the Day

"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"You should always wrap your hamster in duct tape. That way, it won't explode when you fuck it."

"Bareknuckle boxing is a little less manly... ...when you refer to it as ""topless fisting"". -&y (again, tis written by me!)"

"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."

"If insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results, I must be sane cause I don't even like doing things once."

"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"

"The only good thing about being a chemist... Is that no one knows what I'm doing with my dog when I tell them ""I'll be in my lab""."