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Joke of the Day
"How do you call the current situation in Syria? Very syrias"
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."
"My sexlife"
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is Beautiful..... Bitches love being called beautiful!"
"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."