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Joke of the Day

"Are you ready, kids?! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN THE CHAMPION JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE IN THE SUPER SLAMMMMMMMMMM? DUBYA DUBYA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"I asked my girlfriend to get me a newspaper... She said, ""Nobody uses newspapers anymore use my iPad"" and she was right, that spider died in one swing!"

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"A woman is looking at herself naked in the mirror ....she rubs her tummy and says to her husband ""I feel ugly, fat and disgusting. Pay me a compliment"" Husband says ""well, your eyesight is spot on"""

"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."

"Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because he wanted to get baked."

"""Ooh fun, I have an email!"" - me, forgetting about the email I sent myself NOT ONE SECOND AGO"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."

"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""