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"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."
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"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"
"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."
"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"
"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."
"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]"
"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"
"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""
"Fucking dick shit condoms"