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Joke of the Day
"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."
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"What rhymes with ""hug me""? Chutney."
"Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"What do you call nuts on the wall? : walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? : chestnuts . What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now."
"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"
"BOUNCER: Sorry, buddy - planets only. PLUTO: I'm on the list. BOUNCER: Nope. *Jurassic World walks in* PLUTO: Oh you cannot be serious."
"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."
"Scientists discovered that gayness goes back to the Jurrassic Period, there were even gay dinosaurs.... the gay male dinosaur was the Humpasauras and the gay female dinosaur was the Lickalottapus"