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Joke of the Day

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"What sound does a dying Turkey make? Coup coup coup"

"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."

"I like my coffee how I like my bed. Made by someone else."

"Did you hear about the epileptic snake? It had a hissy fit."

"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."

"Guys we should stop saying these Mexican jokes... (To be said after few Mexican jokes) We're crossing the border"

"What is the best thing about kids? Making them!"