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Joke of the Day

"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."

"What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command."

"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?"

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"Opinions are like assholes... Everyone has one, but they all stink."

"The only standards I have in life are about the quality of alcohol I consume, and even that gets sketchy after about 5 drinks."

"what does a british person say to congratulate a friend when he hears they are having their first child after joining a reptile gang? well, chap, you're a propa-gator now."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."