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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler ? Michael can actually finish a race off.."
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"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"
"A carpenter's workshop's light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw."
"Need help with a joke!!! Not sure if this is allowed, but I need a joke that involves the word ""statesmen"" for a contest with my friends. Please help!"
"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means."
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""
"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"