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Joke of the Day

"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"

"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."

"McDonald's is opening their first restaurant in India. Employees must ask if you want flies with every order."

"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very tiny"

"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"

"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"

"Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?"

"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."