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Joke of the Day
"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."
Next Joke
"Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo? When he filled in a row, he yelled, ""BOING!"""
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""
"My wife likes to talk to me after sex... It's great, I've got a special ringtone set up and everything."
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"
"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""