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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."

"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."

"What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar and a vector."

"I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life."

"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."