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Joke of the Day

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."

"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"

"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"

"This guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere."

"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."

"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."