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Joke of the Day
"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."
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"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"
"I don't think The Proclaimers realized how far 500 miles really is."
"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."
"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"
"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""
"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."
"What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."