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Joke of the Day

"I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life."

"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"

"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"

"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""

"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."

"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."

"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"

"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."

"Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. ""I don't know why we didn't think of this before,"" he said."