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Joke of the Day

"I m married a girl with acute angina... After a couple of kids it was gone."

"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"

"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."

"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side."

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*"

"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""