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Joke of the Day

"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."

"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."

"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."

"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."

"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."

"why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa."

"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."

"Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side."