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Joke of the Day

"if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out"

"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."

"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene? A little suspect"

"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."

"Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!"

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."