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Joke of the Day
"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."
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"1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?"
"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."
"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""
"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"
"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"
"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""
"Q: Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake came out of the girl."
"Where do onions fight? In the onion ring!"
"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."