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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene? A little suspect"
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"Have you ever noticed the lack of trigger discipline cops have in movies? It's so realistic."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"
"[NSFW] Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks"
"You sell yourself for retweets, you are a prostitweet."
"I feel bad for my Roomba, so every other day I vacuum while it sits on the couch watching TV and drinking beer."
"Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole."
"Marriage: I gave sex up for this?"
"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."
"A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks ""Papers?"" The immigrant responds ""Scissors"" and drives away"