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Joke of the Day
"Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!"
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"I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent"
"What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!"
"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"
"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"
"What's the difference between an Anorexic girl and an escalator? The anorexic would not eat Chinese."
"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"
"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."
"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."