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Joke of the Day

"Concussions are like pineapples: what was the question."

"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."

"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."

"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"

"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""

"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"

"Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy? Because open balls are in his neighborhood"

"I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there."

"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"

"I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily."