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Joke of the Day
"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"
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"""Your under arrest!"" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you. *he tosses me cop car keys*"
"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"
"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."
"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."
"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."
"[Poor Taste] What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
"What do you call a mix between an umingmak and a wealthy Canadian-American inventor? An Elon Muskox! please don't kill me"