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Joke of the Day
"""Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"""
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"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."
"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"
"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"
"Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do."
"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."
"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."