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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Nun admitted to rehab.... Because she had a habit! I'll just show myself out"

"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"

"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""

"I don't want to be Oprah rich.I want to be ""never drink off brand soda"" or ""my car stops because I hit the pedal,not because I prayed"" rich."

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""

"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"Why Twitter deleted so many terrorist accounts recently? Otherwise they'd kill all the 140 characters."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!"