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Joke of the Day
"what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."
"I have a bunch of sheep puns....... But they're, pretty Baa^aaaaa^aaaaa^aad."
"[shopping] [wife being a real pain] Me: *hands her the broom we just bought* You want me to carry this? Or do you want to drive it home?"
"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."
"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"
"Fat chances are my favorite chances"