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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""
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"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."
"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."
"Love must not be a very good student... Because Love isn't always on time."
"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"
"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"
"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."
"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."