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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
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"What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet"
"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you want to skydive twice."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"
"Just another lawyer joke Lawyer: ""Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"" Witness: ""By death."" Lawyer: ""And by whose death was it terminated?"""
"What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men? She returned home with a red snapper."
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"