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Joke of the Day

"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."

"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"

"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."

"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""

"Nothing is certain but death and Adobe Flash Player updates."

"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"

"""They're like a sponge at this age"" I say to the parents of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with."