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Joke of the Day
"ANOTHER BULL NAME Q: What do you call a masturbating bull? A: Beef Strokinoff."
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"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children."
"I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice."
"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
"Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again? Apparently they myst some deadlines."