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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""

"[makes eye contact with someone through crack in bathroom stall] hey"

"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"

"See-saws are too tense..."

"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"

"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""

"A lot of people say they're ""real"" as if it's some sort of redeeming quality. Try not being an asshole. How's that for real?"

"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."

"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"

"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."