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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""

"Well Aaron Hernandez used to be a ""tight-end""... Now he's a wide receiver"

"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"

"If you ever get cold Just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees."

"ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"

"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"

"What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper. -- ^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)"

"Velcro... That's a rip off"

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."