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Joke of the Day
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"
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"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boo-kakke."
"Life plan: 1. Befriend shady people. 2. Witness a murder. 3. Enter witness protection & get new name. 4. So long student loans!"
"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"
"My dad dropped his meth pipe. Now he has a crack pipe."
"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"
"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""