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Joke of the Day
"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"
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"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."
"I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout."
"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore."
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"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"Knock, Knock Knock, Penny?"
"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black."