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Joke of the Day
"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"
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"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"
"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"
"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."
"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""
"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"
"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."
"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."