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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer? He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly."

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."

"Waiter I can't eat this meat it's crawling with maggots ! Quick run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !"

"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"

"Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long."

"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."

"What is all this #Brexit going around? When did Bromine decide to leave the periodic table?"

"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"