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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."
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"What kind of pants do Bostonians wear? Car Keys"
"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"
"Jared Fogle got 15 years 8 months. But officer, she told me she was 18!"
"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."
"They should have cast Daniel Craig in the 50 Shades of Gray movie They could have named his character James Bondage"
"Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is ""fat""."
"I don't mean to make your Monday morning worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat? Because she tried on your wife's pants and they fit."
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"