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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
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"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"
"Looked up from my phone for a few minutes. Wasn't worth it."
"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""
"I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers."
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."
"Give a man fire... Keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"I have the heart of a lion.. .. and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo."