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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
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"hey people that post selfies on Instagram and caption it 'No Filter', go with a filter next time. serious"
"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."
"When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, ""she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy"" not ""drinking alone 2 nights in a row"""
"What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble? An instagator!"
"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."
"who says homosexuality isn't a decision? i turn women gay all the time."
"As a gay dude, having a boyfriend with a small penis gets me down sometimes. But I try to stay positive - I'm an ass half full kind of guy."
"Duck in my soup. Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup... Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"
"[OC] Girls who prefer ""dad bods""... Just want father figures in their lives."