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Joke of the Day

"They should have cast Daniel Craig in the 50 Shades of Gray movie They could have named his character James Bondage"

"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."

"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"

"Why do black people have white hands? Because everyone has a little good in them"

"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."

"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."

"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."

"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."

"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."