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Joke of the Day

"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"

"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"

"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."

"I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant"

"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"

"Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three? Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing"

"I'm the cat whisperer. because I whisper, ""I could kill you with my bare hands"" to them daily."

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"

"Two blondes walk into a library That's the joke"

"INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in? ME: What do you mean ""if"" Harry Potter was real?"