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"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"
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"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."
"My girlfriend's vagina is like a Tesco shopping trolley It takes a pound in."
"[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid ""Well which one is it?"""
"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"
"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !"
"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"
"I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward."