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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walk into a library That's the joke"

"SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job."

"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""

"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Because he hasn't."

"A baby seal walks into a club. buh dum tssss."

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"

"A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. thats the joke."

"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"