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Joke of the Day
"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"
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"Way ahead of you, ""cashless society."""
"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."
"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."
"What is the worst place to have the ""you break it, you buy it"" rule? The pet store"
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."
"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"
"Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion."
"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."