164031

Joke of the Day

"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"

"There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school."

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"As a professional standup comedian I never do self-derogatory jokes I keep my personal life away from my professional life."

"I'm bad at delivering jokes... The doctor that delivered me was great at it though!"

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"Ed Hardy makes a wine. Just tasted some. With full-bodied undertones of asshat, its repugnant mouthfeel would pair well with a cheeseball."

"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"

"""I shit you not"" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom"

"Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress."