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Joke of the Day

"You ever seen a Polish trailer? And..here we are."

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."

"I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."

"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"

"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"

"How does a whore relieve herself? She prosti-toots!"

"I've looked all over the Google and ""fuck you sideways"" is not French for anything, Sir."

"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."