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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: If Harry Potter was real, what Hogwarts house would you be in? ME: What do you mean ""if"" Harry Potter was real?"

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"Did you hear about that glacier off the coast of Italy? It was a Romaine Iceberg"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night."

"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."

"What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else."

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."

"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11"