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Joke of the Day
"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."
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"I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing."
"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"
"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."
"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""
"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins!"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""